A Story for My Beal

So I got a phone call from my dad a week ago who was very upset at me because BlockBuster Video has been calling him non-stop saying his daughter Michelle Cline has overdue videos. My dad soon started asking questions and discovered I was renting movies from a Manhatten location. So he then asks this BlockBuster man, "Who has been signing for these rentals?" and the man says, "Krista Bee". My dad starts screaming at the man that his daughter's name is Michelle Schieve and he has no idea who this Krista Bee is and he is going to sue BlockBuster if they don't stop calling etc... Then my dad calls me and tells me that someone named Krista Bee is signing out the videos. My dad also says that the man he spoke to was Asian and he could hardly understand him but he heard the name Kristi Bee. I soon put Manhatten and Krista Bee together and realized that it was YOU! I couldn't stop laughing when I solved the puzzle! I then remembered that when we lived in Buffalo I opened an account and put you on the account. So it all started making sense. Anyway, the point of my story is that my dad is still getting phone calls about late movies etc... Today he called me at school saying BlockBuster is giving me until April 6th before they charge my credit card for some movie that is overdue. So... I am begging you Carissa to open your own account so my old senior father will stop fighting with some Asian man in NYC. I also don't want to be charged for your late charges if ya know what I mean! I know you didn't mean to cause any problems and probably didn't even realize that the account was under my name. I totally forgot I had an account at BlockBuster. Once I explained to my dad who Krista Bee was he soon understood, laughed and told me to fix the problem. Well I forgot to call you about it until today. So if you could fix the problem that would be awesome! Thanks Beal! Oh and I now know of every porn movie you have rented in the past year by the way... you should really consider getting some counseling about that addiction :) Love ya!